Jack to David

David, your life is a spiral of LIES.

Penetration

Aaron running around with a giant #1 hand on

Aaron: Ah! Penetration Jack!
Skye: Don't penetrate Jack with my finger!

Spaghetti

Jack: "Yeah well, thats Jack's meat sauce over there, so..."

Followed by a few seconds of complete silence

Snowboarding

Jack filming

"Here they come. Theres david, there goes her, and aaron, and I think we're hitting the asians. Yes. We are nailing the asians.

Jack and David playing counter strike

Jack: David you really suck at this.
David: Well youre not making a very good contribution to the team either.
Jack: You wanna fight? (Shooting David)
David: Yeah, but in real life i mean. Not with guns.

I am great

David to Jack:'Lets do the conterstrike one.
You sure do waste alot of time.
How do I get on it?'

'I'm still trying to learn how to use this to be honest'
I don't think David knows how to blog.