Saturday, April 19, 2008

Whats cooler? 350Z or a sandwich?

Aaron and Jessi driving around in Jordan's 350Z and loving it.

Jack: Ya know its really not that cool.
David: I know. I mean, its just a car. Sure it's cool, but. . .
Jack: But ya know what else is cool? Sandwiches. I really like sandwiches.

Bookstore

Reid: Crap. What time does the bookstore close?

Austin: At 6. . . oh and 7 at Christmas.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Kyle wants pixy stick

Kyle: "Put something in my mouth."

Wow.

Pixy Stick Battling

David: "You start soft, and then keep getting harder and harder until you can't handle it anymore."

Friday, April 11, 2008

Sticky Note

This was found on a sticky note that we found under a desk in our hall. We have reason to believe it is in connection with the otter pop David. The different David.

"I feel gay right now."

"It's ok. No one's watching."

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Otter Pop drumming

David (different David) smashing his otter pop with a drum stick to make it slushy. Arm moving rapidly.

Jack(watching from behind): David, that looks a little awkward.

David pounded even harder.

Jack: You can't do it that hard man, or it'll explode.

3 weeks left

Jack: Ya know its gonna be weird going home. I've been living with my friends for like, the past year and i'm gonna be home and be like, "ya'll don't do anything."

Aaron: At least you won't get abused at night anymore.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Jack to David

David, your life is a spiral of LIES.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Penetration

Aaron running around with a giant #1 hand on

Aaron: Ah! Penetration Jack!
Skye: Don't penetrate Jack with my finger!

Spaghetti

Jack: "Yeah well, thats Jack's meat sauce over there, so..."

Followed by a few seconds of complete silence

Snowboarding

Jack filming

"Here they come. Theres david, there goes her, and aaron, and I think we're hitting the asians. Yes. We are nailing the asians.

Jack and David playing counter strike

Jack: David you really suck at this.
David: Well youre not making a very good contribution to the team either.
Jack: You wanna fight? (Shooting David)
David: Yeah, but in real life i mean. Not with guns.

I am great

David to Jack:'Lets do the conterstrike one.
You sure do waste alot of time.
How do I get on it?'

'I'm still trying to learn how to use this to be honest'
I don't think David knows how to blog.